Tuesday, August 25, 2009

FML?

So I am sitting in the lunchroom, next to another co-worker. On his way out, he switched off the lights.. Am I THAT invisible? ...fml?

B

Sunday, August 23, 2009

New Feature

As you all know, I love feedback... and we also know that as of late you all are lazy in the comment department. So, I have made things a little bit easier for you. For each blog posting, you can decide if you think it is funny, odd, or lame city, just check a box below each blog posting...

B

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Mobile Moment

Why did I just have to spend five minutes of my life convincing my brain dead manager that drinking tap water is not only safe, but not equivalent to drinking drain-o? "Well if I die its your fault" she responded. She has the type of defective personality that seemingly believes that displaying limited education leads her audience to believe she leads a glamorous lifestyle. "All I drink is bottled.. So I don't even know how ill react". I had to bite my tougne when she took some ice cubes from the lunchroom freezer.. And again when she said that thirty percent of 30 was three.

B

Friday, August 21, 2009

Blog City

Here is the newest installment to appear on the blog line. Four Litre Chocolate Milk, written by one of DT's loyal readers, and Calgary's tallest chocolate milk addict. Peculiar yes, funny.. you will have to read.

I am not traveling anywhere, I am not having a quarter-life crisis, I've never attempted suicide, and my life is not particularly interesting. However, sometimes mildly humorous events happen, and a few of them deserve some small pocket of existence in the middle of cyberspace.



Enjoy enjoy enjoy,
..but always remember your favorite blog

B

Seen

Which out of control Britney mega-fan was seen at the Hamilton concert mingling with the popstars management team? After snapping a few photos with his new besties, my guess is he got to meet her security crew as he made a second attempt to slip more notes under Britney's hotel room door.


How much is bail, P?

B

Tweed, Gotcha!

I do apologize for my lack of blogging as of late, as I hate to admit, I have been putting in some serious hours at the hellish destination I call work. When I am not occupied figuring out how I can act like a toaster expert, I am spending the remainder of my time doing "summer things" and looking for a new job of course. Everyday that I am at work, and am approached by a customer, I ask myself if this is the one that will send me searching for some scrap paper to scribble down my notice of resignation.

Today I had a fairly successful information interview with a contact who works in the field that I am interested in bombarding with resumes, and ideally, a position for me, fitted with a more than ridiculous salary. My contact instructed me that he would be wearing jeans and a "tweed" jacket, which I could use as clues to identify him in the unfortunately circus-like coffee shop downtown. I arrived early, and found a seat facing right at the main doorway, glaring at each and every person that entered, trying to decide if what they were wearing counted as tweed, and soon enough I was distracted by how confused I was about what tweed actually was. I determined that it was something that looked like a hybrid between twine, and brown... the colour. "Is that what detectives wear?" Before I knew it, I was ignoring all incoming candidates who didn't resemble Sherlock Holmes. At one point, I had to move to a different table, because a small group of "young adults" aka. "yolts" sat next to me. I didn't want them to witness a blind-interview with a ridiculously desperate graduate. If they were anything like me, they would sit in silence, watching, and insert quiet gasps of disapproval and enjoyment. Thankfully, upon his arrival, he quickly picked me out of the crowd of business suits, and scenster jumpers and our meeting began. He insisted on buying me a drink, and I soon shuddered with frustration when I asked the "barista" for a Raspberry Happy Planet juice, as I assumed he quickly realized that only kids ordered juice.


Overall, it was positive experience, and if all else fails, I can simply survive via setting up three info interviews everyday... for the free food and drinks.

B

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

So, There Is A God?

I almost swerved into oncoming traffic when I heard the delightful news that a mini-Seinfeld reunion was in the works! The characters from my favorite show, Seinfeld, will be in a 5 episode arc of one of my new favorite shows, Curb Your Enthusiasm, coming this fall! BBBee excited!


B