Mayhem

I want to share this absolutely hilarious AFV clip, called "Squirrel Loose in House." I searched for squirrel JUST in case this gem of a moment had actually taken place, and thankfully it destroyed my expectations. The one ounce of intellect in this clip was exhibited by the family dog, who was actually making an effort to get the situation under control, as the idiot man and woman just chased the squirrel around the house-- as if these attempts would capture this rodent beast. My favourite quotes are as follows:

"OK, NOW get it it, its starting to break things!"
-as if caputring the squirrel before wasnt top priority

"Keep him away from the door!"
-it is later revealed that this retarded couple had a blood lust (why was the door open?)

*CRASH, SMASH.. things get broken*
"Jeff! Summins' gonna get broke!"

"He's headed for the stairs! Dont let him up there!" -woman
"He's been there before!" -man
-this is just idiotic



I have determined that this rural folk lured this poor creature into their death den for some Saturday night entertainment.. with the plot of raking in some AFV cash winnings.

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